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Anonymous
asks:
when do you think it's appropriate to have sex

mitchdahbitch:

Family dinners

Anonymous
asks:
So This girl called this ither girl a slut then i told this girl to learn what a slut is first before you call them a slut. Then the girl was like well I saw your face so I kinda know what a slut is how do I get back at her like own her bad. Please help I'm so fucking pissed and I want to get back ar her so bad

dope-luxury:

you. ignore. it. period.
theres no such thing as “getting back at someone” without looking as foolish as she is. be a better person than that. words are only words.


…. or just fuck her boyfriend

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

please be as weird as me please be as weird as me please be as weird as me
me every time I meet someone (via miel-lapin)

edating:

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

-annoying:

manhood:

I’m in tears she forted like twice

FORTED

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming